A carefully prepared petition requesting the immediate reconsideration of the continued physical separation between two people who would much rather be together.
Review the PetitionPrepared with love, excessive amounts of missing each other, and absolutely no intention of remaining apart forever.
We, the undersigned, formally recognize that long-distance relationships are unnecessarily complicated when two people would clearly prefer to be in the same place.
Continued distance has resulted in excessive missing, unnecessary counting of days, an unreasonable shortage of hugs, and an unacceptable amount of saying “I wish you were here.”
The petitioner respectfully requests that the involved parties make reasonable efforts toward eventually ending the long-distance arrangement and replacing it with something substantially better: being together.
The current situation has created an objectively excessive amount of missing each other.
Current hug availability remains dramatically below acceptable levels.
The parties involved have demonstrated considerable reason to eventually share the same place.
By signing below, you acknowledge that long distance is, in fact, getting old.
official signatures supporting the end of long distance
Your signature has officially been recorded. The petition has been submitted to the Department of Missing Each Other Excessively.